"When I was in there, they turned into my parents. Just around every corner. My parents. Oh, look over there, to my left, there's my Father yelling at me for wetting the bed. Oh, to the right, mother's tattling on me. Oh, come again, now both of them are telling me how much of a disappointment I've turned out to be." -- Marshall Winston
Theme parks, parades, Cleopatra, conspiracies, and lawyers... Jennifer Dash is in the middle of it all. Jenn thinks she's settled for the first time amidst her cross-country adventure. She's dead wrong.
Jenn's story pivots here. Unwittingly stealing the bench space of Thomas "Flusher" O'Malley, Jenn is led deep into a cobwebbed maze that will soon swallow up her life and irrevocably change the tone of her quest forever.
Adventure awaits, but where? Jenn's moved half-way across the U.S... for what? She's not sure. She's bobbing along in the current of life, looking for direction. Boredom and fleeting whims will rule this day.
17 year old Jenn has made a decision. She's going to solve the world. How does one do that exactly? Jenn doesn't have the faintest idea, but she figures the first step is to walk out the front door. Little does she know how epic her adventure is about to become.